11/11 - Text for session

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While lucas was in the room

Darkest Prison: "Hmm, when we get to the next town, maybe we should do nothing um...'high profile,' considering things."
Vladimere16: "Then what do you plan on doing?" Artemis asked as he packed up his bed things.
ranzunar: "Yeah, let's avoid that. I'm pretty sure there is at least a few wanted posters around"
Darkest Prison: "Keep low, sell our gear...in parts at different stores. Maybe hang around a few days, try and learn some things about that Aurelius guy."
BardicLasher: "And incinerate a few random people?"
ranzunar: "Yeah, flying people that want us dead tend to have friends"
Darkest Prison: "Not unless it's necessary," he said to Char
Darkest Prison: "...And no, it's not always necessary."
ranzunar: "Unless you can really make it look like an accident buddy"
Vladimere16: "I think I'm going to check out some of the temples if there are any in town."
BardicLasher: "We'll see what happens..."
ranzunar: "I can ask around taverns and what not, powerful spellcasters tend to stand out"
Vladimere16: (hmmm...I want something better than just a greatsword, I'll have to look into that.)
Darkest Prison: "So, what is the name of the nearest place? Let's see..." (you guys don't have a map, do you?)
ranzunar: (I have knowledge local)
Darkest Prison: (roll it!)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
ranzunar: (23)
Darkest Prison: The nearest town is called Mandrake Falls, about half a day from here. It is a large town, population-wise
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ranzunar: "If memory serves me right there's a big town nearby, we can get to it before night fall. Now if I only knew where North is"
Vladimere16: (Sorry, breaker went out. This may or may not happen more tonight.)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
Darkest Prison: "That way," Dais declared, pointing in the direction of true north
ranzunar: "Thanks Dais, I swear you have some bard in you for all your versatility"
Darkest Prison: The forest was thinly covered in trees here, as it was most places you've been. No trail's been made, not really worth the bother
BardicLasher: "I don't need to hear about what you and Dais do when the rest of us aren't looking."
Vladimere16: Artemis grinned and snickered a bit at that as he put his helm on and put the visor down, "Nice one, Char."
ranzunar: "Shut up, Chaar"
Darkest Prison: "Ok, if you don't want to know about the point in time you become expendable, your choice."
Darkest Prison: Delivered as a joke, not a threat
ranzunar: "At least we don't have to worry about any more traps"
BardicLasher: "I'm please to hear you didn't already think I was. Besides, I thought the rule was I wasn't expendable as long as I didn't bed your sister? ...Or was that his sister?" A point to Dais. "...Huh. Don't even remember."
Darkest Prison: "Well, I have no immediate sisters...just the entire cabal membership as an extended family..."
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ranzunar: "My sister's dead man, so unless you are about as freaky as this guy Tanis I knew a while ago just shut it"
Darkest Prison: (*high fives gabe*)
Vladimere16: (Tanis: I was not a necrophiliac dammit!)
Vladimere16: (I hate you lol)
Darkest Prison: "And who knows how far away those lumber-lovers set traps down, I'm still wary."
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BardicLasher: "So if she rises as a vampire, she's fair game?"
Vladimere16: (why does my chat keep saying everyone is netering the room every 5 minutes?)
Darkest Prison: "Mmmm...a vampire would make an excellent minion..."
Vladimere16: "Could you even control one?"
Darkest Prison: (it keeps showing you leaving and entering)
Darkest Prison: "Maybe. We'd find out."
ranzunar: "Trust me, dead, undead, or alive she's too much for you"
Vladimere16: (let me re enter)
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Darkest Prison: (hello again)
Vladimere16: (Ya know...It's gonna be interesting when Artemis and the group have to fight eachother because Artemis wants to kill all deities.)
Darkest Prison: (by the time that happens, he'd better have IH Surge, lest he get trapped in an illusory Forcecage in the first round)
BardicLasher: ((...He also better have emptied his bladder and bowels beforehand. Fear effects are fun.))
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Vladimere16: (Dammit)
Darkest Prison: "Enough about Dolorito's sister."
ranzunar: ( one of these days I'm gonna intimidating strike someone before Chaar's turn to be really useful)
Darkest Prison: "Should we hunt for some food while we're out here? I could go for some meat."
BardicLasher: "Aren't all the people going to be in the town, though?"
Vladimere16: "That doesn't sound like a half bad idea."
ranzunar: "I'd rather leave some rations for later so let the hunt begin"
Darkest Prison: "Humans don't taste very good. They're more for sport killing."
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Vladimere16: (This is going to be incredibly annoying)
BardicLasher: "More for me, then..."
Darkest Prison: Said as the only non-human in the group, I believe :-)
Darkest Prison: (roll survival checks for hunting)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
Darkest Prison: (9!)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 3
ranzunar: (3)
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
Vladimere16: (Survival is what? Wis?)
Darkest Prison: (yes)
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Vladimere16: (6)
ranzunar: (Wondering if this deserves a use of inspire competence for an extra +3 to do this)
Darkest Prison: (doesn't that only last a minute?)
ranzunar: (Checking book)
BardicLasher: ((It lasts until he stops singing, don't it?))
Darkest Prison: You spot a juicy looking rabbit, lay out a simple boxand string trap, and try to chase it towards it, only to fall in a shallow pit. (3 pride damage). You guys fail at hunting
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ranzunar: (maximum 2 minutes, and it's talking not singing, so it would be more like, come on wild animal, come on)
Darkest Prison: (not long enough duration to matter, and if it did, 12 still fails)
Darkest Prison: "Ok...let's try again..."
BardicLasher: (("here bunny bunny, here bunny bunny..."))
Darkest Prison: Up ahead, you see a doe grazing in the bush...
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ranzunar: "I think we need a pep talk to motivate ourselves to do this well"
Darkest Prison: Darkest Prison: Up ahead, you see a doe grazing in the bush...
Vladimere16: "Anyone have a bow or something?"
Darkest Prison: (spot checks!)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
Vladimere16: (16)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
ranzunar: (1)
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Darkest Prison: There's a clump of trees nearby, and it's rustling violently. At first you assume it's the wind, but then...a large hulking monster with severly decaying flesh leaps out from it pretty much shattering that thought
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
BardicLasher: "...What the fuck is that?"
Darkest Prison: And it totally rips the poor doe's head off
Vladimere16: "What the fuck?!"
Darkest Prison: (roll knowledge religion to know it's a zombie, arcana to know of what)
ranzunar: (trying bardic knowledge to identify)
Darkest Prison: It turns towards the party, clearly competition for food
ranzunar: (make that arcana)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
ranzunar: (22 arcana)
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Darkest Prison: It looks like a gray render, you think.
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
Vladimere16: (26 arca---oh he got it)
BardicLasher: ((No knowledges here))
Darkest Prison: (initiative!)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 2 20-sided dice: 2 19
OnlineHost: BardicLasher rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
BardicLasher: 17
ranzunar: (Holy shnikes, 21 init)
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
Vladimere16: (last)
Darkest Prison: (Dolo, G, Charir, Dais, Art)
Vladimere16: (On that note: brb while I go downstairs to get dinner)
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Darkest Prison: Dolo, it is about 30 ft away! And has reach!
ranzunar: "Hey that's my food" Swift action Inspire courage, Battle Leader's Charge the thing
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Darkest Prison: "Hmm...probably couldn't control that thing, right?"
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ranzunar: (19 hits flat footed?)
Darkest Prison: (yes)
ranzunar: (wait no 21)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
Vladimere16: (back)
ranzunar: (27 damage)
Darkest Prison: It scratches the hide a little
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ranzunar: (slashing and magical if it matters)
Darkest Prison: It tries to roar, but has no lungs, so instead silently tries to bite Dolo
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Darkest Prison: (AC?)
ranzunar: (23 after charging)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 2
Darkest Prison: (10 damage)
Darkest Prison: (charir!)
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BardicLasher: Charir stepped forward and around, aimed up, and promptly exhaled a line of fire up at the beast.
OnlineHost: BardicLasher rolled 3 6-sided dice: 2 5 1
BardicLasher: ((Only 8 fire damage. Reflex half
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Darkest Prison: (fails)
BardicLasher: DC 15
Darkest Prison: "Ok...what the hell can I do to this thing?"
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ranzunar: "just hit him really, and call the undead brigade to help"
Darkest Prison: Dais activates his speed burst, easily tumbling all the way around into a flank with Dolorito and drawing his whipdagger (dropping xbow)
Darkest Prison: "Hmm...guess the whipdagger's still a worse weapon, even if it can slash..." Dais leapt up, plunging the blade of his sword into it (SRS)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 6 6-sided dice: 5 3 3 6 1 1
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 4-sided die: 1
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Darkest Prison: (27 and 1 acidbefore DR)
Darkest Prison: "Zev! Drippy! Charge!"
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 2 20-sided dice: 2 15
Darkest Prison: (and it gets an aoo on zev)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 6
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 10-sided die: 8
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Darkest Prison: (zev takes 14 and drippy deals out 14 to it)
Darkest Prison: (art!)
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Vladimere16: (how far away is it?)
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Darkest Prison: (30 ft. no clear charge line anymore, though)
Darkest Prison: (wow, zev would've hit if dolo had requiem)
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ranzunar: (1,000xp more and that will be a reality)
Vladimere16: Sword raised above his head Artemis approaches the render and brings it slamming down on it with a mighty force. (Using Mountain Hammer and PA for 2)
Vladimere16: (Dolo adds how much to attack?)
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
Darkest Prison: (+2 attack/damage)
Vladimere16: (20)
Darkest Prison: (hits)
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 4 6-sided dice: 6 1 5 4
Vladimere16: (28 DR/Hardness overcoming damage)
Vladimere16: (wait)
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 6
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Darkest Prison: Some skin falls off and clings to your sword. It looks kinda slimy
Vladimere16: (make that 36, forgot my Punishing Stance damage)
Darkest Prison: (...punishing stance adds +1d6?)
Vladimere16: (Oh, my bad that's right, 1d6 and -2 ac)
Vladimere16: (so 30)
Darkest Prison: (dolo!)
ranzunar: (I assume I'm flanking with someone so combat expertise for 2, using inspirational boost and leading the attack strike on it)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
ranzunar: "D'ohhh"
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Darkest Prison: You swing too low, your sword gets stuck in the ground, and upon hastily trying to withdraw it, you bang yourself in the head with the pommel
Vladimere16: "Maybe fighting isn't your thing, friend."
ranzunar: (but all in an inspiring way)
Darkest Prison: The render turns towards the one that attacked it last, and tries to take a bite out of art
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Darkest Prison: (AC?)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 4
Darkest Prison: (13 damage, unless your AC is 22+)
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Darkest Prison: (charir!)
Vladimere16: (20)
ranzunar: "This zombie is smashing us left and right"
BardicLasher: He ponders a moment, then promptly casts a spell. A sheet of flammable grease appears beneath the zombie. ((Reflex save)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
Darkest Prison: (DC?)
BardicLasher: 16
Darkest Prison: (he makes it)
Vladimere16: "We can take this thing, it doesn't seem all that difficult."
BardicLasher: ((Still flatfooted and may fall later))
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Darkest Prison: Dais leaps switches his stance since SA is useless, leaping up for a strike before tumbling away and swirling up shadows in his wake
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 6
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
Darkest Prison: (19 total before DR)
Darkest Prison: Zev bites and claws, and Drippy swings the bastard sword
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 3 20-sided dice: 5 19 17
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 8-sided die: 3
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OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
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OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 10-sided die: 8
Darkest Prison: (13, 7, and 14, respectively)
Darkest Prison: (art!)
Darkest Prison: Zev's bite rips off one of the arms that Dais had just struck, but it doesn't seem to faze the brute much
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Vladimere16: (I forgot what we decided can I use both blade of blood and channel shocking grasp?)
Darkest Prison: (no)
Vladimere16: (ok)
Darkest Prison: (wait...is blade of blood a swift action?)
Vladimere16: (yes.)
Darkest Prison: (oh, the nyes you can)
Vladimere16: (awesome)
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Darkest Prison: (damage done so far: 150)
Darkest Prison: (after DR)
Vladimere16: Artemis once again brings his blade crashing down on the render, as he did so the blade flashed a deep crimson then electricity crackled along it's length.(Blade of Blood, Shocking Grasp and PA for 2. And I'm taking the 5 damage)
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
Vladimere16: (18)
Darkest Prison: (hits)
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 5 6-sided dice: 3 3 6 5 4
ranzunar: ( I can't believe you gave a zombie full freaking hp)
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 5 6-sided dice: 6 3 3 2 2
Darkest Prison: (i gave it full first +3/4 on the rest, liek all of you. total came to 186)
Vladimere16: (34 magical slashing and 18 electrical)
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ranzunar: (Lucas are you rolling your great sword dice also?)
Vladimere16: (Yes, 2d6greatsword+3d6BoB then 5d6 shocking grasp)
Darkest Prison: And the current running through it is enough to break the corpse completely into filthy, smelly pieces
Darkest Prison: (+1d6 stance)
Vladimere16: (Oh yeah)
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
Vladimere16: (so another 1 damage)
Vladimere16: (XD)
Vladimere16: (There's so much damage it's hard to keep track of.)
Darkest Prison: (It's dead, battle over!)
Darkest Prison: (oh, poor you)
Darkest Prison: (I had the same problem with Forge, and no one was sympathetic then, either)
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ranzunar: "I',m not sure if it can regenarate so you can set in on fire anyway Chaar just to be sure"
Darkest Prison: "Cause the smell of burnt gods-know-how-long-decayed flesh is oh so pleasant."
BardicLasher: Charir shrugged and promptly incinerated it.
Vladimere16: (Well I'm sure that everyone there wouldn't like Art either. And I liked Forge when he wasn't destroying everything in my dungeon with his awesome XD)
Vladimere16: "I guess this means no deer, huh?"
Darkest Prison: Deer's still good. Just a little beheaded
ranzunar: "Hey you never know, by the way Dais can you give me a wand shot, that thing bit me hard"
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BardicLasher: "The deer's right there."
Vladimere16: "Can I get a shot of that wand also?"
Darkest Prison: "Sure." A poke to each (11)
Vladimere16: "Thank you."
Darkest Prison: "Maybe cut away the part of the neck it bit into. If I'm going t ocatch a disease, it'd better at least involve sex."
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ranzunar: "Thanks, so let's eat, Chaar get the fire going, I'll add the secret herbs and spices"
ranzunar: (casting prestidigitation as the meat is cooked)
BardicLasher: "Right, fire going," he said, and he promptly exhaled his firebreath on the deer.
Darkest Prison: "I guess I'm the best cook, so I'll tend to it."
Darkest Prison: (taking 10 gives profession: cook check of 17 untrained)
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ranzunar: (that should do it and my magical flavor should make this delicious and safe to eat)
Darkest Prison: The meat tastes pretty good. It's hard to fuck up venison
ranzunar: (Just out of curiosity, Venison is kosher right?)
Darkest Prison: (I think so)
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Darkest Prison: (wow, those things have ludicrously low CR... hmm...)
BardicLasher: ((Yes))
BardicLasher: Charir adds extra fire to his, and takes it before it's done for everyone else. Crispy on the outside, pink on the inside.
Darkest Prison: (no, not the zombie. I'mactually knocking that down 2 CR since it was basically a punching bag)
Darkest Prison: Dais likes his medium well done. Slightly blackened, no pink left in the middle
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Vladimere16: Art likes his as rare as he can get it without being sick.
Darkest Prison: (does anyone have combat reflexes?)
Vladimere16: (Not I.)
ranzunar: (Dear God I hope you are not talking about a Remorhaz)
ranzunar: (nope)
Darkest Prison: (worse, and worth lower CR)
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BardicLasher: ((Rust Monster?))
Darkest Prison: (guess I can at least roll instead of using max group size)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 6-sided die: 4
Darkest Prison: well, that burning meat sure does smell awfully good, wafting into the air...
Darkest Prison: (listen checks!)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 16
Vladimere16: (7)
ranzunar: (4)
ranzunar: (need to invest in spot and listen)
OnlineHost: BardicLasher rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
BardicLasher: Listen 11
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Darkest Prison: Dais hears a sickening symphony of massed sets of flittering wings, advancing quickly from the distance. "You guys...you hear that?" (you don't)
BardicLasher: "Nope..."
ranzunar: "who with the what now?
Darkest Prison: Dais switches back to child of shadow stance for safety ,till he can see what it is. "Might want to get ready for company..."
Darkest Prison: (as I describe it, know arcana checks)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
ranzunar: (27)
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BardicLasher: Charir looked around, trying to see what was what...
Darkest Prison: Now you can hear it, as they draw closer. You see a veritable cloud of tiny insect, not big enough to be a swarm, but large nonetheless, in the air
Darkest Prison: (a dozen stirges)
Vladimere16: "What the hell are those?"
ranzunar: "To simplify, magic mosquitos"
Darkest Prison: Dolorito recognizes these as bloodsucking magical beasts, VERY dangerous in mass. They literally suck the vitality out of a person and feed on it
Darkest Prison: (init!)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 13 20-sided dice: 17 19 20 8 19 11 9 14 9 14 13 12 13
OnlineHost: BardicLasher rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
BardicLasher: 9
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Vladimere16: 10
ranzunar: (15)
Darkest Prison: (if only you had rope trick...could just leave the undead to kill them all)
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ranzunar: (Guess who is combat expetising for full?)
Vladimere16: (Guess who's switching stances?)
Darkest Prison: (wow, stirges got good rolls)
BardicLasher: ((It aint't me
Darkest Prison: (Dais, Stirge x8, Dolo, Stirge x4, Art, Charir)
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Darkest Prison: Dais looks out at the advancing stirges. "Fuck!" He puts up an obscuring mist and strafes a little for added concealment from shadow
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Darkest Prison: Three Stirges dive bomb towards him, two on dolo and art, one on char (make your aoo's, please)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 17
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 4-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
ranzunar: (we can't only you can, we're still flat footed)
Vladimere16: (oh yeah)
Darkest Prison: (right...damn I wish someone had CR)
Vladimere16: (wait...)
Vladimere16: (I've got uncanny dodge...)
Darkest Prison: (and I gave these things full hp on first HD, so Dais doesn't kill it)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 8 20-sided dice: 12 2 12 16 8 2 17 13
ranzunar: (only combat reflexes let's you make aoos when flat footed)
Darkest Prison: (touch AC's? and UC doesn't let you AoO before you act)
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Darkest Prison: Dais dodges all attempts
Vladimere16: (Touch AC is 14)
ranzunar: (10 since technically flat footed)
Darkest Prison: (oh, and if you don't have UC, FF touch AC)
ranzunar: (wait 11 with RoP)
Darkest Prison: two are attached to Dolorito
ranzunar: (they still have to overcome obscuring mist though)
Darkest Prison: (right, my bad)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 2 100-sided dice: 9 46
Darkest Prison: (one is attached)
ranzunar: (thank you)
Darkest Prison: (art and char touch AC?)
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OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 100-sided die: 88
Darkest Prison: (one attached to art)
Vladimere16: (I told ya it was 14)
BardicLasher: ((FLATFOOTED touch? 9))
Darkest Prison: (I saw. one is attached to you.)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 100-sided die: 34
Darkest Prison: (and one attached to char)
Darkest Prison: (dolo!)
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ranzunar: (swift action inspire courage, hit thing attached to me with armor spikes so no penalties on the to hit)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Darkest Prison: (you take a -4 attacking in a grapple w/ light weapons)
ranzunar: (but armor spikes are designed for grapple fighting, besides 14 total wouldn't hit)
Darkest Prison: (actually, it would. so let me check...)
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Darkest Prison: (I see nothing in armor spikes to say it negates the -4. you can use it to do damage with a grapple check instead of an attack roll, if you want)
ranzunar: (ok do I keep the or roll again with a grapple check this time)
Darkest Prison: (keep the roll. total?)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Darkest Prison: (you win. roll damage)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 6-sided die: 6
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ranzunar: (10 piercing damage)
Darkest Prison: It dies, sucker detaching before it can drain blood!
ranzunar: "Kill them before they suck you dry"
Darkest Prison: Another two attack Charir, the other two split up on Art and Dolo
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 4 20-sided dice: 3 14 1 14
ranzunar: " and not in a good way"
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 3 100-sided dice: 30 64 11
ranzunar: (I get my aoo now)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 4
Darkest Prison: (two more attached to charir, and take your aoo)
Darkest Prison: (it fails to attach thanks to mist anyway)
Vladimere16 has left the room.
Vladimere16 has entered the room.
ranzunar: (only 15)
Darkest Prison: (it charged, so you hit!)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 8-sided die: 5
ranzunar: wait
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 100-sided die: 13
ranzunar: missed on the myst
Darkest Prison: (ooh, I forgot that on Dais's aoo...)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 100-sided die: 16
Darkest Prison: (Dais missed, too)
Darkest Prison: (art! got 1 on you, two near you as well)
ranzunar: (shame)
Vladimere16 has left the room.
Vladimere16 has entered the room.
BardicLasher: "Get away from them, I have an idea!"
Darkest Prison: "By an idea, you mean you want to set them on fire?"
Vladimere16: "Let me get the one on me off first!" Artemis growled out as he cast a shocking grasp then slapped at the thing.
Vladimere16: (I need to roll concentration right?)
Darkest Prison: (does shocking grasp have material or somatic components?)
Vladimere16: (Let me check.)
ranzunar: (your in the middle of grappling it man)
Darkest Prison: (you guys could just grapple check to escape. they are tiny size...)
Vladimere16: (oh...duh)
Vladimere16 has left the room.
Vladimere16 has entered the room.
Vladimere16: Um...Artemis doesn't cast he slaps at the thing and tries to get away so Chaarir can do what it is he has planned.
BardicLasher: ((Stirge are good at grappling.))
Darkest Prison: (even w/ racial +12, that's a total of +1 modifier, adam)
BardicLasher: ((...I have a +1 grapple mod))
Vladimere16: (So yeah, grapple to get away I guess?)
Darkest Prison: (sure)
ranzunar: (CR 1/2 for a reason)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Vladimere16: (...)
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 1 20-sided die: 19
Darkest Prison: (it's only a 21)
Vladimere16: (Good.)
Vladimere16: (I would've been pissed if I rolled low.)
Darkest Prison: Art is free! Course, there's three in your space, so if you try to flee, they can aoo...
Vladimere16 has left the room.
Vladimere16 has entered the room.
ranzunar: (he can tumble free!)
Darkest Prison: (we'll see if he can!)
Vladimere16: Yeah, Artemis attempts to tumble away.
ranzunar: (wow it's almost as if Lucas himself had a blur effect on him tonight)
Vladimere16: (lol)
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Vladimere16: (26)
Darkest Prison: (of course, I gave the stirges CR, so now they get to make counter-tumble rolls...)
Darkest Prison: (just kidding :-P)
Darkest Prison: (charir!)
ranzunar: "You can burn me up Chaar, but just this once."
Vladimere16 has left the room.
Vladimere16 has entered the room.
Darkest Prison: "He can evade, may as well do it with him there. Just let me escape, first"
ranzunar: "Rather be burned than blood less"
Darkest Prison: (wait...I know adam's plan...)
BardicLasher: Charir attempts to move for perfect angle first... (rolling grapple to move...)
OnlineHost: BardicLasher rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 3 20-sided dice: 9 13 18
BardicLasher: ((... Doing it from where I stand...))
Darkest Prison: (they all beat you, lol)
Darkest Prison: (wait for Dais to move! he's next!)
BardicLasher: "Right, you NEED to move!" He readies his action to use his breath weapon as soon as Dais is out of the way. And, as a free action, he drops prone, onto his back...
Vladimere16 has left the room.
Vladimere16 has entered the room.
Darkest Prison: (cause you're using weakening breath to auto-paralyze them)
BardicLasher: ((Maaaaaybe
Darkest Prison: (undead are immune to that, right?)
Darkest Prison: Dais takes a swing at one with CatM, then gets the fuck away
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 6-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 6-sided die: 2
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 4-sided die: 4
Darkest Prison: One dead...assuming he makes %
BardicLasher: ((Undead are immune to any effect that allows a fort save unless it says it works on objects or undead))
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 100-sided die: 5
Darkest Prison: And damn that mist!
Darkest Prison: "Zev, Drippy, 3 stooges! attack!"
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 5 20-sided dice: 14 8 18 8 11
Vladimere16 has left the room.
Vladimere16 has entered the room.
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 3 8-sided dice: 3 2 4
Darkest Prison: Zev and Drippy each kill one, and the stooges kill one that was on Charir
Darkest Prison: (now go, charir!)
Darkest Prison: (fuck, %)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 5 100-sided dice: 52 8 29 21 91
Darkest Prison: (drippy missed, all others hit)
Vladimere16 has left the room.
Vladimere16 has entered the room.
BardicLasher: Charir inhaled deeply and then exhaled a massive spray of odd gasses. It overtook his body and the stirges on him, continuing up at an angle to spread as a cone, covering a many of the stirges as he could.
BardicLasher: ((-6 str for 4 rounds to all in the area, or fort save to reduce it to 2 rounds))
Darkest Prison: (it gets one of the stirges on you, cones are narrow at origin. you can catch all the others if you put Dolo in harm's way)
ranzunar: (rolling cause I assumed he wouldn't pass up the chance to hit me)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 8 20-sided dice: 14 8 15 2 20 13 12 14
BardicLasher: ((But I'm aiming it along my body
ranzunar: (19)
Darkest Prison: All the stirges fall limp, some for longer than others
Vladimere16 has left the room.
Vladimere16 has entered the room.
Darkest Prison: (...I don't see how that's even possible)
BardicLasher: ((Dropped onto my back, toes pointing towards teh enemies, breathed so that it overtakes my form. At the end of my square, it fills five feet.
Darkest Prison: (okay...)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Darkest Prison: The stirges are limp, Dolo!
ranzunar: Any of them not limp or attached to anyone?
Darkest Prison: (all are. some are still attached, just can't do anything right now)
Vladimere16 has left the room.
Vladimere16 has entered the room.
ranzunar: (go over to Chaar and hit one of the ones attached to him)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 8-sided die: 8
Darkest Prison: (I'm going to be nice and assume blood drain require muscle contraction, even though as a free action, I can see it working more like a drip needle)
ranzunar: (dead I assume) "I said burn not make me feel like crap"
Darkest Prison: (roll miss chance)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 100-sided die: 7
Darkest Prison: (lol)
Darkest Prison: "Maybe I should dismiss that..."
Darkest Prison: (art!)

[streamofthesky]

ranzunar: (can you coup de de grace them when they are limp on floor?)
Darkest Prison: Dais dismisses the mist and switches to assassin stance, ordering his minion to KILL
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 5 20-sided dice: 14 13 3 14 14
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 8-sided die: 7
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 3 8-sided dice: 1 5 2
Darkest Prison: (zev and drippy get a kill, the stooges kill a third)
Darkest Prison: (charir!)
Darkest Prison: (i'll say those kills went to ones attached. everyone's free now)
ranzunar: (yay!)
BardicLasher: "NOW burn," Charir said. With the stirges all paralyzed, he exhaled a blast of flame in the exact same way, catching all the stirges as they were unable to dodge.
OnlineHost: BardicLasher rolled 3 6-sided dice: 4 5 3
Darkest Prison: (it's easier to keep track of that way)
BardicLasher: 12 fire damage
Darkest Prison: ...there's undead in the way...
ranzunar: just in case
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 1
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 5 20-sided dice: 7 11 7 11 9
Darkest Prison: (DC?)
ranzunar: (failed possible reflex if caught in blast)
BardicLasher: DC 15
Darkest Prison: You just killed all the stirges.
Darkest Prison: And...all of my elf skeletons
Darkest Prison: "Damn, Charir!"
Darkest Prison: *Damnit
ranzunar: "Talk about overkill man"
BardicLasher: "...Damn what? ...Was that not what you were expecting?"
Darkest Prison: "They were already helpless! You didn't need to sacrafice half my army to finish them off!"
ranzunar: "Not cool man"
BardicLasher: "...What part of 'everybody out of the way' did you not think included fiery death?"
ranzunar: "Can you make some undead stirges, they could be useful?"
Darkest Prison: "Not really. They wouldn't be able to drain blood."
BardicLasher: "That only lasts like ten to twenty seconds, you know. They weren't going to stay down long enough."
ranzunar: "Yeha the hunger for blood goes away when you no longer need to eat or drink, except with vampires"
Darkest Prison: "Damnit, it's a good thing I didn't actually pay money on gems to create those."
Darkest Prison: (going to a new room to see if lucas can get in it)
BardicLasher: "So for future reference, even if fiery death isn't immediate, assume it's coming if I tell people to get out of the way, okay?"
ranzunar: "Oh well, those that were burned and survive need healing so if you could do the honorsDais?"
Darkest Prison: (nevermind, he's rebooting again)
Darkest Prison: "Yeah, whatever." He said, walking over and tapping Dolo with Faith healing
Darkest Prison: He also spent wand charges on Zev (2) and Drippy (1)
ranzunar: "Hypnogogia will provide us with new recruits"
Darkest Prison: "I could animate the grey render as a skeleton, I think. Probably not worth it, though"
ranzunar: "Or the bones of our lunch"
BardicLasher: "I dunno. That thing was pretty badass."
BardicLasher: "...We could TOTALLY ride a skeletal deer."
Darkest Prison: "It's not worth 250 gpfor the render. ...If you want to, buy me some black onyx."
BardicLasher: "Nah. I don't know how to ride. And deer can't fly."
Darkest Prison: (what the hell would i use for deer stats, anyway?)
BardicLasher: "also, I think we dissassembled the skeleton a bit too much, and I don't remember which bone's connected to the leg bone."
BardicLasher: ((There's reindeer stats in Frostburn...))
Darkest Prison: "Animate Dead plays doctor for you. Clerics aren't exactly a scientific bunch."
ranzunar: "Yeah well I'm not carrying around corpses for later reanimation so let's keep moving"
BardicLasher: "Right. Moving."
Darkest Prison: "You know, you could call carrying around a corpse to be later raised the same thing"
Darkest Prison: "Just saying..."
Darkest Prison: It's nearing nightfall, you reach Mandrake Falls just as the guard's about to close the gate for the night
ranzunar: "Let's not argue semantics when the the name of the spell clearly indicates what is going to happen"
Darkest Prison: Dais of course first stashed Zev and Drippy somewhere in the woods
Darkest Prison: "You there! Who are you, travellers? We are closing the gate for the evening."
ranzunar: "Just tired wonderers that want a place to sleep for the evening"
Darkest Prison: (btw, lucas is locked out of chat rooms, it seems)
Darkest Prison: he looks at Dolorito suspicously. "And where do you come from?"
ranzunar: "Just a tiny village a few days travel from here. I have been camping in the wilderness for days now and would really want a nice bed and warm meal for a change. As would my good friends"
Darkest Prison: He walks around, inspecting the four of you. "What the hell are you? Some kind of albino midget?" He reacts, looking at Dais
Darkest Prison: "A gnome. It's not my fault you're ignorant."
Darkest Prison: That comment seems to rile him up. "What?! Don't speak to me like that!"
BardicLasher: "Don't be silly. There's no such thing as midgets."
BardicLasher: "They're just in children's stories."
ranzunar: "Please excuse my vertically challenged friend, he doesn't get out much and knows not of proper social ettiquette"
Darkest Prison: "I'm surprised he's not intimitely familiar with such stories, at his intelligence level," Dais muttered softly
Darkest Prison: Dais glares at Dolorito silently
Darkest Prison: (roll diplomacy check, Dolo!)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 10
ranzunar: 27
Darkest Prison: "Hmm, I suppose that's obvious. I'll ignore him for now."
Darkest Prison: "You folks can come in, just hurry up before the hotel managers go to sleep. We're on higher alert because apparantly there were some sacraligious psychos headed in this direction."
Darkest Prison: "Butchered a priestess, killed scores of others, and desecrated a holy ceremony. I'm waiting for a more detailed report to come in, no one's given matching accounts for their appearance yet."
ranzunar: "Whoah it's a good thing we aren't spending the night outside were those crazy villains can catch us, come on friends"
Darkest Prison: (he tells you this cause you rolled so well, he doesn't usually tell visitors so much)
Darkest Prison: He motions to another guard, who opens the gates fully so you all can enter
ranzunar: "Thanks again good sir, keep up the good work"
Darkest Prison: "you're welcome. most people just grunt when I bid them good day, no one appreciates that i keep this damn place safe."
BardicLasher: "That's because people tend to prefer freedom to security. And then they wind up dead. You're a good man."
Darkest Prison: "Thank you." He looked to Dais, who turned his head away. "Hmmp."
Darkest Prison: "The only thing f=more foolish than giving out overly lavish praise is to blindly accept it," he said softly.
Darkest Prison: *thing more
Darkest Prison: "Have something to say? Speak up."
ranzunar: "(Whispering) Cool it Dais"
Darkest Prison: "Thank you for your kindness. Too often these days, a good deed never goes unpunished," he said as if lamenting, though he didn't sound particularly sad about it
Darkest Prison: (whispering) "What? I'm right."
Darkest Prison: "Right...well, good night," he said, tipping his helmet to everyone but Dais
BardicLasher: "Goodnight."
Darkest Prison: Dais just keeps walking
ranzunar: "Good night, and do keep a look out for those deranged sickos"
Darkest Prison: (ok, he isn't suspicious of you, but now you're really pushing it. bluff check, don't roll godawful)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
ranzunar: 29
ranzunar: (reead wrong actually 24)
Darkest Prison: "Absolutely! I'll never let those bastards into this fair town!"
ranzunar: *read
Darkest Prison: (good enought)
Darkest Prison: Dais had to use his SLA silence in order to keep his snickering inaudible
Darkest Prison: (finding an inn?)
ranzunar: (trying to find an inn, need to roll gather info?)
Darkest Prison: (no, nightfall makes it easy)
ranzunar: (head to nearest one)
Darkest Prison: You cna basically tell where to go just by looking for buildings with torches/candles still lit
Darkest Prison: You find an inn easily enough. Inside is a middle aged woman in a frilly blouse behind the desk, polishing off a bottle of wine like it was water
ranzunar: "Hello madam, how do you do?"
Darkest Prison: She puts the bottle down and looks at you, "Ah, another bunch of customers. Good thing I drink late on...eh, I guess I do that every night. *hic*"
BardicLasher: "Alright, lets get us a room for the night. Hmm, think it's too late to aquire some female companionship?"
Darkest Prison: It's too late to acquire willing female companionship
Darkest Prison: (don't let that stop you, necessarily)
ranzunar: "Four rooms please"
Darkest Prison: "Oh?" She looks at Charir up and down... "Why not. Been a few years now, might as well."
Darkest Prison: "Sure. Or will it be three rooms and you staying with me?"
BardicLasher: Charir laughed a bit at the woman's comment and shook his head. "Sorry, my dear, but you're not quite what I was looking for... A bit too eager to make it fun." He wagged his finger at her. "And a bit too intoxicated to really
BardicLasher: appreciate it."
Darkest Prison: "I'm not intoxicated! Ah can still stand upright."
Darkest Prison: "Well, here's yer keys. Rooms are..the only ones on the third floor. I could tell ya which opens which door, but why not make it a surprise?"
BardicLasher: "If you're not intoxicated, then why are you so eager to jump into bed with a man you've never met?" He smirked at that.
ranzunar: "Hope it's the good kind of surprise"
Darkest Prison: "I'm not that eager. Just seemed like it'd be fun." she shrugged.
BardicLasher: "If you want the fun, you have to play the game." He chuckled and took a key, heading off to the room.
Darkest Prison: "I'm Louise, I'll be sleeping in room 101 if you guys need anythin'. Or if you change yer mind," she said to Charir, blowing a kiss towards him and laughing, then emmitting a loud burp
Darkest Prison: "Pardon."
ranzunar: (Bard if you want a claim to loot from lasst battle declare now before we officially start selling the stuff)
BardicLasher: ((Didn't I post it?))
Darkest Prison: (i figured he didn't want anything. it's only been two weeks)
BardicLasher: ((I posted it when the game started. :-P ))
Darkest Prison: (ah)
Darkest Prison: (good, I do get a RoP. yeah stupid high touch AC!)
ranzunar: (oops didn't notice)
BardicLasher: ((I already had one))
Darkest Prison: Dais took the key and headed upstairs. She seemed like a pleasant lady. Maybe he didn't need to bother laying out traps at the door and window like normal
ranzunar: Once we get to third floor, "We need to plan for tomorrow now"
BardicLasher: Charir cleared his throat. "'Why, Dolo. What are we going to do tommorrow night?'"
Darkest Prison: "Plan A: Kill that stupid guard?"
Darkest Prison: (try to take over the world?)
ranzunar: "Screw the night we need to leave before noon"
Darkest Prison: "You think? Ranger Rickshaw isn't too bright. Even once he gets more information, I bet we'll be fine."
ranzunar: "Reports on what we look like can come at any moment and then we're trapped. Best not to take chances"
ranzunar: "That guard isn't there 24 hours a day someone smarter might come along"
Darkest Prison: "Hmm...maybe we should do some information gathering tonight, then. We won't have much time."
BardicLasher: "...Can we set fire to this place when we leave tommorrow?"
Darkest Prison: "Aww, but the lady flirting with you was so delightfully creepy"
ranzunar: "You saw how they reacted to Dais, Halflings and gnomes are rare around here apparently and a group of 4 with one of them is just what they will be looking for"
Darkest Prison: "Well, sorry I wasn't born inferior like the rest of you."
BardicLasher: "If by 'inferior' you mean 'capable of reaching the high shelf.'"
Darkest Prison: Dais leapt and ran up the wall, touching the ceiling before landing softly back on the ground. "What wrre you saying, again?"
Darkest Prison: *were
BardicLasher: ((...You have wall-running?))
Darkest Prison: (I have jump of +26 with speed burst)
Darkest Prison: (wall running was largely descriptive. can just jump and touch ceiling)
ranzunar: "Right now we all stand out, and together we can't be missed. I say we sleep, do shopping and leave this town before we have to fight off half the guard wit reinforcements on the way"
BardicLasher: ((Ah))
BardicLasher: "Sounds like a plan. And burn what we can on the way out."
Darkest Prison: "...Or we DON'T burn things and leave inconspicously so they don't know we were here and have a harder time picking up our trail..."
BardicLasher: "...How is that even remotely evil?"
ranzunar: "Well it could be the distraction we need to get out if suspicions arise. Once again, make it look like an accident"
Darkest Prison: "Just us existing is evil, and that will help us to continue existing."
ranzunar: "Can't argue that logic"
Darkest Prison: "Course, maybe you don't feel that way. I happen to radiate evil as strong as a fiend of my power level, so it's true for me."
BardicLasher: "How about before we leave, you help me set a trap so that the next person to go into one of the rooms causes a spark that ignites a big chunk of hay?"
Darkest Prison: "I have no real training in trap making, but fine."
ranzunar: "We still have the right tools for the job"
Darkest Prison: "I hope no one finds Zev or Drippy."
BardicLasher: "Look, I'm not used to leaving a place without a lot of burnination and possibly stealing a girl or two. Villainy is fun."
Darkest Prison: "Granted, the hilarity of them possibly having heart attacks is great, but not if I'm not there to see it. Also...the whole discovering them thing"
Darkest Prison: "Is that why your family never wants you to come visit?"
Darkest Prison: (yay, veiled incest joke!)
BardicLasher: "No, that's because I pushed my sister down the stairs."
ranzunar: "Well your zombies are under orders to kill not us that gets close to them, so hey maybe we get reinforcements without the hassle"
Darkest Prison: "Bah, human minions suck. Drippy was extra strong for a human, and he's still near worthless"
ranzunar: "Ok so want me to put on a disguise and ask around the local taverns about us or do we just call it a night"
Darkest Prison: "What do you want to do? You're the one that knows how to talk to people and not make them your enemy in the process."
Darkest Prison: "I can go with you and try to find a fence or someone for you to talk to. Gotta be some low lives up at this hour."
ranzunar: "Well the guard gave us some info, but I bet some specifics can be found along the populace. I should go alone, don't want anyone to notice you or anyone else"
Darkest Prison: "Dolo...I don't think you want to go to the back alleys on your own. You're a little too, um... 'preppy' looking, as they would say."
BardicLasher: "I could go with. I wasn't even there at the whatchamawhat."
ranzunar: "Chaar you could sleep with Louise and see what information you can squeeze out of her"
Darkest Prison: "And see how much she can squeeze out of him."
Darkest Prison: "What?" he asked, pre-emptively
BardicLasher: "...I could just tie her up, beat her, make her bleed, and get information from her that way... ... ... Not that interrogation is that much different than sex if done right."
Darkest Prison: "LOW profile."
ranzunar: "Yeah, one night stands are common, but I don't care who you are that sort of thing is memorable"
BardicLasher: "If she doesn't survive the night, that's low profile..."
ranzunar: "Ok moving along, Art can come with, though he seems a bit tired, Dais come along if you want just don't insult anyone stupider than you"
Darkest Prison: "That's a large section of the populace, you know."
Darkest Prison: ( www.creativeuncut.com/gallery-08/s4-louise.html )
Darkest Prison: (pic of louise. character from suikoden 4)
ranzunar: "Exactly"
BardicLasher: "...Do you need her to survive the night?"
Darkest Prison: "Alright, let's do it fast. I'll leave a window open in one of the rooms so we can sneak back in."
ranzunar: (not bad I imagined her a bit heavier and with a mole or two) "People will notice if she is not there in the morning. Remember last to enter a murder scene are the first suspects"
BardicLasher: "Aren't we leaving first thing in the morning?"
ranzunar: "Dais let's go. Art stay here. Chaar don't follow your instincts"
ranzunar: (Leaving room through window)
Darkest Prison: "Alright. We'll make this simple: Don't kill or torture anyone. ...Unless it's in self-defense or whatever"
BardicLasher: "...Why don't we just leave town right now then?"
Darkest Prison: "Cause beds are comfy?"
Darkest Prison: "And we already paid for the rooms."
BardicLasher: "If I kill her, we can get our money back..."
ranzunar: "and merchants are rarely on the open road, contrary to popular belief"
Darkest Prison: Dais LARPS using a wand of Bigby's slapping hand...by slapping Charir with his hand
BardicLasher: Charir rubs his cheek. "You're rather boring, you know that?"
ranzunar: "Come on Dais time to be detectives"
Darkest Prison: "When I get back, I'll make an image of the most vile torture scene you can think of, ok?" Dais said, getting exasperated.
Darkest Prison: "Yup. Guess Charir's not coming..."
BardicLasher: "I'm coming. Maybe we'll find someone else to have fun with..."
Darkest Prison: Dais looked out the window. "This is 30 ft up...guess you guys need a rope, huh?"
ranzunar: (Crap, third floor, can't inspire competence myself to tumble better) Rope is a good idea
BardicLasher: "And really, that's like telling a miser you'll make an illusion of cash."
BardicLasher: "I'll need rope to get back up, yes..."
Darkest Prison: Dais took out a grappling hook and silk rope. "you two go first."
Darkest Prison: "I don't want to leave a rope trailing out the window. After you two go, I'll pull it back up and jump"
ranzunar: "I don't get it, wait you have feather fall you can simplify the whole thing"
BardicLasher: "Yes, I have feather fall. But how do we get back up later?"
ranzunar: "Just cast it and we get Art to throw the rope down once we get back, we can throw a pebble at the window to wake him up"
Darkest Prison: "Someone climbs up and puts the rope back down? ...It's a rough wall, not too hard..."
Darkest Prison: "Yeah, we'll have Art do that. better idea."
ranzunar: "Sounds like a plan, let's go"
Darkest Prison: Dais still jumps out the window and attempts a tumble, even though he doesn't need to with the rope there. Ninja training, after all. (you two, DC 10 climb checks)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
BardicLasher: "Alright. Lets go." Charir promptly leapt out the window, with Feather Fall.
Darkest Prison: (only a 28, takes d6 non-lethal damage)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 6-sided die: 5
ranzunar: ( and I assume he casts it on all of us but )
Darkest Prison: "Damnit, rolled over my shoulders a bit too early."
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 18
ranzunar: (make the rope check)
ranzunar: "You know Chaar, I think you can cast that on more than one person at a time with your level of magical expertise"
Darkest Prison: (know local to find some shitty area of town)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 11
ranzunar: (18)
BardicLasher: "I did. You just forgot to jump."
ranzunar: "Warn me next time so I can keep that in mind"
Darkest Prison: There's an area of town known as the rusted nail, no one knows why it's called that. no decent person goes near there.
Darkest Prison: "I wanted to test myself," Dais said, rubbing his bruise.
ranzunar: (Ok almost midnight in Puerto Rico I can play a bit longer though we should be wrapping up)
Darkest Prison: (sure)
ranzunar: "Follow me, I know a place where we can find some info from the scumbag of this town"
Darkest Prison: "Try not to call them that when we get there," Dais smirked
BardicLasher: Charir nodded and followed.
BardicLasher: "I get to be the bad cop, right?"
ranzunar: "Not interrogating just yet, but sure why not?"
Darkest Prison: You reach that part of town eventually. It's easily noticeable as the buildings in the area are in complete disrepair. There's also a musky smell in the air, like something rotting
BardicLasher: "That smells awful..."
Darkest Prison: The street is much narrower, with many twisting alleys breaking off on each side of it. An easy place to get ambushed or mugged in
Darkest Prison: "Wow, this place is nicer than I expected!"
ranzunar: "We just burned a zombie aberration a few hours ago and this is what gets to you"
Darkest Prison: "Yeah, seriously."
BardicLasher: "Right. We should ambush or mug someone."
Darkest Prison: spot checks
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 9
ranzunar: "Ok your eyes are much better than mine so keep me covered"
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
ranzunar: (6)
OnlineHost: BardicLasher rolled 1 20-sided die: 13
Darkest Prison: "Oh, right. you guys can't see without a light, huh?"
BardicLasher: 19
Darkest Prison: "not far, at least." he corrected, noticing the waning moon
Darkest Prison: You see nothing
Darkest Prison: listen checks
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
ranzunar: (15)
OnlineHost: BardicLasher rolled 1 20-sided die: 2
BardicLasher: Listen 8... And Blindsense 20
Darkest Prison: You hear nothing
Darkest Prison: Everything is just eerily calm and still
ranzunar: (Whispering) "Dais did you cast silence on us?"
Darkest Prison: For those not used to being in such places, it's probably really creepy. Dais feels at home
Darkest Prison: "Nope. It's just quiet. Which means we're being watched."
BardicLasher: "Or it means there's nothing here. It's late. Things sleep."
Darkest Prison: Dais looks amused
ranzunar: "Let's just keep going there's gotta be a bar open somewhere around here"
Darkest Prison: He uses his SLA ghost sound since it casts w/o components, indiscriminantly targeting it towards some open windows in one of the seemingly empty buildings. It makes the sound of explosions going off
Darkest Prison: "Yargh!" Some guy yelps out, leaping out of the window and rolling to the ground. "Hello, stranger."
ranzunar: "I don't like to be watched buddy, best to steer clear of us"
Darkest Prison: "Must say, I didn't expect that to work on the first try. Oh well." He looks up at you all cautiously. "Don't worry. We're here on business. ...and not 'Business'," he quickly added
ranzunar: "What kind of business?"
Darkest Prison: "I...I watch e'eryone that comes through here. It's not necessarily to rob you. Well, sometimes. But I gotta look out in this kinda place when peope come walkin' through."
Darkest Prison: (Dais said that, gabe)
ranzunar: (my bad)
Darkest Prison: He brushes himself off. "What are you lookin' for, exactly?" he asks, not so discreetly putting his hand in his pocket then removing it
ranzunar: "Information mostly"
Darkest Prison: "Oh. I know about stuff going on, I could probably help. That kind of thing don't come free, though."
ranzunar: "I hope your hearing is as good as your sight. How much?"
Darkest Prison: "I can at least point you in the right direction if I don't know. 'Course, that entails a finder's fee..."
BardicLasher: "The finders fee, of course, being your fingers."
Darkest Prison: "Five gold up front. More if I end up talking for a long while."
ranzunar: "Make it a reasonable price and of course you won't have to pay with your life"
Darkest Prison: Dais nudges Dolo, "He'll barter. Don't take the first offer."
Darkest Prison: (dolo...do you REALLY want to threaten him?)
ranzunar: (Told as a joke, mostly.Sense motive to see if he's willing to help or just trying to swindle us)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
ranzunar: (17)
Darkest Prison: (you think he's willing to help)
BardicLasher: He stepped around behind the man. "I still like the fingers idea... He talk,s we let him keep them. Yes? No? Eyeballs?"
Darkest Prison: "Ha ha, you're funny. Too bad all my guild mates are too concerned with hidin' ta laugh at yer jokes."
ranzunar: "Information is common, useful info is rare, how about you start talking for 1 gold and we'll pay you a fair price depending how good your info is"
Darkest Prison: Dais strongly pokes dolo and char, whspering, "he's not kidding. shut the hell up."
Darkest Prison: He smiles. "Three gold."
ranzunar: "You've got a deal, start talking Mr.... I didn't quite catch your name"
Darkest Prison: "Yarvnaj. Pleasure ta do 'business' with you. And you are?"
ranzunar: "Denny Crane"
Darkest Prison: (bluff check)
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 6
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 12
ranzunar: (18)
Darkest Prison: "Quit bull shitting me!"
ranzunar: Fine, call me Pain"
Darkest Prison: "Bah, whatever. Not like i gave my real name, either. Learn ta lie, better at least, though."
Darkest Prison: "Alright, Pain, then. Come inside. I don't wanna stay out in tha street for too long."
ranzunar: (Hand him the money)"lead the way"
Darkest Prison: The building he was in has no doors. He lifts a boards and opens a hidden opening in the ground.
BardicLasher: Charir followed quickly, trying to get a sense of where things were.
Darkest Prison: It leads to a tunnel, which leads to a fairly large, open room, with lots of debris and boxes along the outer edge, obscured in shadow
Darkest Prison: "Hope you don't mind an audience. As long as you can't see 'em, it's as good as then not being there, right?"
Darkest Prison: *them
Darkest Prison: He cleared his throat. "What would you like ta know about?"
ranzunar: "You said you see everyone that walks around these parts, anyone besides us worth noticing come along the last few days?"
Darkest Prison: (I like how no one even wanted to try a sense motive check to see if there was actually anyone else in the room :-))
BardicLasher: ((My sense motive is +0
BardicLasher: ((What does Blindsense tell me?))
Darkest Prison: "Not really. Depends how loose you define worth noticing. No big names or anyone raucus or on some wanted list."
ranzunar: (+5 and can't type fast enough, besides he seems like a good bluffer)
BardicLasher: ((How big is the room, and is there anyone being picked up by blindsense?))
Darkest Prison: (at 20 ft...depends if hiding behind boxes obstructs line of effect. if it doesn't, you sense others)
Darkest Prison: (and gabe, it's possible he hasn't lied yet. I roll anyway, so you can't tell)
ranzunar: "what can you tell me about what happened with the Pelor temple?"
Darkest Prison: "Hmm...there are some folks that the guard's on the look for now, though. Information's been unreliable so far, so for all they know, the guys are in town now!"
Darkest Prison: he said that before hearing the new question. "Yeah! Those are the guys! All that's been told here are the gory details, and i imagine lots of tall tales from too much word of mouth."
ranzunar: "How big a priority are they? Bigger criminals and monsters are alwayys around keeping the guards busy"
Darkest Prison: "Crazy things like they summoned a devil or somethin' and had it write cryptic messages in front of a congregation. I mean, that's just ridiculous"
BardicLasher: ((I need line of effect, but I automake the spot if I have it... So if they can see me, I can sense them))
Darkest Prison: "Pretty big. I'm not religious, so I don't really care, but the Pelor temple's in a riot. Some guy's due here tomorrow to give a full description. His name was um....Aurelius."
Darkest Prison: (then you sense a whole bunch of people)
ranzunar: "Odd name, what can you tell me about him?"
BardicLasher: "That name sounds familiar..." Charir readied to exhale mist if shit went down.
Darkest Prison: "What a stupid, fancy name. Really pisses me off."
Darkest Prison: "Fucker probably got everything in life handed to him."
Darkest Prison: "i never met the guy. Just know he's the one coming here tomorrow."
Darkest Prison: "He's not the head of the investigation, though. For some reason, some outside person got that job. i'd have thought a pelor follower would be in the lead."
BardicLasher: "Probbaly hired a more competant specialist."
ranzunar: "Who is the head investigator then?"
Darkest Prison: "Yeah, guess so. It's smart. That's why I'm surprised tey did it," he explained, smiling
Darkest Prison: "I don't know. It's been kept pretty quiet. He just walked in to the temple one day and apparantly impressed them a lot."
Darkest Prison: "I mean, there's rumors, of course...."
ranzunar: "Let me guess, tall guy, clean shaven, and carries a big sword?"
Darkest Prison: "Not at all. Short. Hairy. Apparantly considers bathing an annual ritual, if you know what i mean. "
BardicLasher: "Dwarvish?"
Darkest Prison: "None too friendly, either. The popular rumors are all about him pissin' off the pelor priests around him, to the point they need ta be restrained."
Darkest Prison: "Maybe dwarvish. Could just be a short, hairy, smelly, surly human. Plenty o' those in the bars, after all."
Darkest Prison: "Now then, I want to ask you something. Why are you all so interested in all of this?"
ranzunar: "Let's just say I'm naturally curious"
Darkest Prison: "I wonder... maybeyou have some involvement with it... It's just a thought, but the town guards are advocating security first. Might be the 'citizenly' thing to do. To turn ya in just in case."
Darkest Prison: "Course, the guards only pay 5 gold for a lead to an arrest...."
BardicLasher: "And we'd assuredly do more than that in damages. Not worth your money."
ranzunar: "You don't seem like the paragon of good citizenship though, besides doesn't seem worth the effort if you asked me"
Darkest Prison: (diplomacy check!)
OnlineHost: Darkest Prison rolled 1 20-sided die: 14
OnlineHost: ranzunar rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
Darkest Prison: (he's of course rolling opposed)
OnlineHost: BardicLasher rolled 1 20-sided die: 7
ranzunar: (37)
BardicLasher: Only 27...
Darkest Prison: "Hmm...you're right. The cost in crossbow bolts does add up... I'd say 3 gold covers the difference."
ranzunar: "That sounds about right"
Darkest Prison: "look, I like you guys. Really, I do. But the guild has quotas for nightly hauls, and I spent a lot of good time talking to you."
Darkest Prison: "Glad we could come to an agreement."
ranzunar: "What's the expected price, honest truth?"
BardicLasher: "Well, perhaps we could assist you in obtaining gold tonight in another manner?"
Darkest Prison: "Honest truth? I can't tell you."
BardicLasher: He grinned and cracked his knuckles.
Darkest Prison: "That'd be fun, but we've reached our murder and theft quotas for the week, so we have to use other means to make due."
Darkest Prison: "Mostly forgery and black market sales, not stuff you'd find fun."
BardicLasher: "Tsk tsk... I never get to have any fun... Hey, Pain. We need to find a small town and incinerate it or something. I'm not meeting my own quota."
Darkest Prison: "I see. Your guild secretly runs things here, and you limit the violent crime to keep the citizens complacent." To this, Yarvnaj nods
ranzunar: "All in due time friend"
ranzunar: "Seems like a well run organization, my compliments to your guild master"
Darkest Prison: "I'll be sure to send them to him," he smirked.
BardicLasher: "Yes. That's how thieves guilds work. Always with the secret running never with the mass panic."
Darkest Prison: "Now then, all the guys with crossbows aimed at your throats need to get back to work, so...goodbye."
Darkest Prison: "Thanks for all the help, we'll show ourselves out."
ranzunar: "Wait if I need more information, how can I find you?"
Darkest Prison: "We have operatives on the street in the day. Nod at someone like this..." he shows you, "and if they respond in kind, he's an associate."
ranzunar: Thanks, your help is much appreciated. (How much from party loot did we end up paying this guy?)
Darkest Prison: "at night...it's tougher. going out on the street is dangerous unless in a group. And we try not to send out groups. Tends to lead to gang conflicts with rival guilds."
Darkest Prison: (6 gold)
ranzunar: (give him two more as a tip and retainer fee)
Darkest Prison: (oh that was him talking, sorry. forgot ot switch color)
Darkest Prison: "Thank you kindly. Do be careful to get out of here tomorrow...if you are involved with the Pelor scandal."
ranzunar: "Thank you"
Darkest Prison: And with that, you all leave out the passageway. You think you can hear the click of traps being re-armed as you walk out, but that's to be expected. You get back to the inn without incident.
Darkest Prison: (and...end session cause gabe's in atlantic time zone)
BardicLasher: "...We didn't kill anyone at all, and now they know who we are. Next town, we're committing acts of violence, okay?"
Darkest Prison: "...Fine."
ranzunar: (please tell me we got at least 1,000 xp each )
Darkest Prison: (hopefully not. I want you guys to level slower now)
ranzunar: (But Requiem)
Darkest Prison: (yeah, I know. sucks for me, too. but level 6 is a big power boost)
BardicLasher: ((Which is why we should hti there before we slow down!))
Darkest Prison: (maybe I want you to struggle a bit more first? :-))
Darkest Prison: (also...I'm trying to introduce NPCs that aren't placed just to fight and kill to start making a more imaginable world, mr. kill everything)
ranzunar: (fine just tell, me I can buy my fancy sword before we leave)
Darkest Prison: (ofcourse you can)
Darkest Prison: (was it fun? I didn't plan anything, figured there'd be mostly RP anyway. the random thought to put in a stirge swarm was fun)
ranzunar: (good stuff, at least there was no con damage, that would have stayed with us for a while)
BardicLasher: ((Eh. It's not really fun to be 'and now you do whatever this guy wants because he's got a room full of archers.' It really feels like i'm not playing anymore and am instead watching a cutscene... Especially since this is the first
BardicLasher: real NPC interaction and my character, who is built for near-maximum intimidate, was practically told by the DM "if you roll intimidate you die." )
Darkest Prison: (...you want mindless fighting? you were complaining about the randomness and lack of plot. now i'm trying to start it and you just want ot kill stuff)
Darkest Prison: (and no, you use intimidate plenty in battle. there are situations where threats and force are a BAD idea, cause the other side is stronger)
BardicLasher: ((Which is all well and good, if the other side isn't ALSO using threats and force. But when they are, it's just plain not fun.))
ranzunar: (which is precisely what I want to avoid. I realize I'm not playing up the evilness of my character but getting everyone after is not a good idea)
Darkest Prison: (he mostly was just responding to yours)
BardicLasher: ((He did so more later on. Hell, I'm rather surprised he didn't try to take us for more.))
ranzunar: I'd love to continue this conversation but I got class tomorrow and it's 1am over here.
ranzunar: somebody fill Lucas in as to what happened
ranzunar: I asume we play again next week same time
ranzunar: and so I bid thee adieu
Darkest Prison: (he was being reasonable)
Darkest Prison: wait
Darkest Prison: sorry, was on phone w/ Keriann
ranzunar: what?
Darkest Prison: yes, we play again. I'll DM to continue the plot, much to adam's dismay
Darkest Prison: and I'll post a log so he can read