Gamers say the darndest things

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BardicLasher: ((It's large, right? So it should have 4 size +4 quadraped +Str...
BardicLasher: ((Whcih means it probably beat me
Vladimere16: (It did.)
Darkest Prison: (quadruped, not quad-raped)
Vladimere16: (hehe)
Darkest Prison: :-D
Vladimere16: (So it gets to try and trip back?)
BardicLasher: ((Yes))
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 1 20-sided die: 5
Vladimere16: (18)
BardicLasher: ((And it actually got raped 4 times. Once by a walrus, twice by a panda, and once by Lucas' sister))
ranzunar: (Aw I just got over naked goblins, now I have to deal with this mental image too)
OnlineHost: BardicLasher rolled 1 20-sided die: 15
Vladimere16: (er...20)
BardicLasher: Not tripped.
BardicLasher: But ogre was tripped, so yay!
Darkest Prison: (I want ot make some tentacle hentai attack now that rapes someone through 4 different orifices)
Vladimere16: Tanis moved to flank the dire wolf because it had bit him, hard...and it was easy to hit. He stabbed twice.
Vladimere16: (...Ouch...You'd have to like...skull fuck through the eyes...)
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 2 20-sided dice: 15 14
Vladimere16: (both hit)
OnlineHost: Vladimere16 rolled 6 6-sided dice: 4 4 3 4 2 2
ranzunar: (suck some hp while you are at it)
Darkest Prison: (ass, ears... two nostrils, pupils, any peicrings, mouth... plusone other option if it's a girl. well...guys DO have a hole there...)
Vladimere16: (16 and 12 dropping the dire wolf to EXACTLY 0 hp)
Vladimere16: (OUCH!)
Darkest Prison: (what, my listing or your damage?)
Vladimere16: (I don't even wanna THINK about a tentacle going there...)
Vladimere16: (I still cringe every time my friend threatens to shove a needle up there and turn it sideways...)
Darkest Prison: (but in the eyes doesn't bother you? )
Vladimere16: (Nah.)