Post by joviwan on May 13, 2009 20:21:14 GMT -5
Darkest Prison (5:03:29 PM) has entered the room.
JoviCreamePuff (5:03:29 PM) has entered the room.
BardicLasher (5:03:31 PM) has entered the room.
JoviCreamePuff (5:03:39 PM): ((Someone needs to start naming these consistently))
Darkest Prison (5:03:48 PM): (like how?)
JoviCreamePuff (5:03:55 PM): ((Like always having the same room name))
JoviCreamePuff (5:04:03 PM): ((It'd make trying to pick through the auto-log a lot easier))
ranzunar (5:04:11 PM) has entered the room.
Darkest Prison (5:04:18 PM): (what name do you want?)
JoviCreamePuff (5:04:38 PM): ((Hydrangia saga? I don't actually care, I'd just prefer the name to be consistant. XD)
BardicLasher (5:04:41 PM): (( "CharirIsAwesome?"
BardicLasher (5:05:00 PM): ((BTW, either of oyu wanna help me pirating on facebook?
Darkest Prison (5:05:17 PM): (I'm more into ninja'ing)
ranzunar (5:05:47 PM): (wait, Bard has Facebook good to know)
BardicLasher (5:05:51 PM): ((And at the moment, that's a better idea..> We're only 4 pirates right now. Once we hit 6, though...
BardicLasher (5:05:58 PM): ((No. Bard has a fake Facebook for playing apps.
BardicLasher (5:07:19 PM): ((WIll Gabe join my pirate crew?
Darkest Prison (5:07:39 PM): (did one of you pick Dais's spells like i asked?)
BardicLasher (5:07:43 PM): (( **was a bout to search, can't for the life of me remember your last name*
BardicLasher (5:07:51 PM): ((No, didn't have time, just use his list from last time
ranzunar (5:07:55 PM): (nah, Facebook for casual conversations at best, no apps for me)
ranzunar (5:08:33 PM): (also OOTS was insane, 653 rocked my mind)
BardicLasher (5:09:07 PM): ((Really? Didn't do anything for me.
Darkest Prison (5:09:07 PM): (didn;t know it qas up)
Darkest Prison (5:09:17 PM): (*reading*)
ranzunar (5:09:37 PM): (pun emphasis)
BardicLasher (5:10:22 PM): ((Though I DID find Tsukiko porn the other day, which was pretty cool.))
JoviCreamePuff (5:11:21 PM): ((And you didn't share?)
BardicLasher (5:11:28 PM): ((Well it's not GOOD porn.
ranzunar (5:12:01 PM): (vow of chastity makes this weirder than usual)
BardicLasher (5:12:16 PM): ((Gabe, you don't want to touch this one. Trust me.
Darkest Prison (5:12:24 PM): (well, that was a boring comic)
BardicLasher (5:12:33 PM): ((As I said, Marc... Didn't do anything for me.
JoviCreamePuff (5:12:45 PM): ((More of V being a dumbass))
BardicLasher (5:13:04 PM): ((But Tsukiko on Miko action? ... I should post a link just to scar Gabe
BardicLasher (5:13:06 PM): rule34.paheal.net/post/view/13265
ranzunar (5:13:09 PM): (once again, I was going for a pun)
Darkest Prison (5:13:10 PM): (nice to know even at the absolute height of power V can ever hope to have...she can't even coem close ot beating Xykon, let alone team evil)
JoviCreamePuff (5:13:32 PM): ((Absolute height of power means NOTHING when you're a fucking dumbass))
Darkest Prison (5:13:38 PM): (and V is)
Darkest Prison (5:13:44 PM): (but so is Xykon)
ranzunar (5:13:56 PM): (yeah not looking, 39 days from now maybe)
JoviCreamePuff (5:14:21 PM): ((Xykon is not quite the dumbass that V is.))
JoviCreamePuff (5:14:41 PM): ((Xykon can be counted upon to at least be semi-prepared for the task he wants to complete))
BardicLasher (5:14:46 PM): ((Xykon's not exactly unscathed, either
JoviCreamePuff (5:15:08 PM): ((...I JUST noticed that Tsukiko has a Xykon plushie))
BardicLasher (5:15:10 PM): ((But Xykon has like a 16 STR for some reason.
BardicLasher (5:15:21 PM): ((I want a Xykon plushie.
Darkest Prison (5:15:27 PM): (V's main issue was not following the 3 steps: scry, buff, teleport. couldn't do the first, ok. no excuse to not do the second)
Darkest Prison (5:15:51 PM): (...is that blood?)
BardicLasher (5:15:53 PM): ((V buffed. Just apparently not enough
BardicLasher (5:16:03 PM): ((Blood where?
Darkest Prison (5:16:10 PM): (24 hour durations don't count)
Darkest Prison (5:16:15 PM): (your link)
JoviCreamePuff (5:16:25 PM): ((Yes, that's blood.))
BardicLasher (5:16:33 PM): ((Yes. That's two halves of Miko sewn together.))
Darkest Prison (5:17:05 PM): (oh. NOT coming from where it appears to be coming from cause T's fingers are too rough.)
Darkest Prison (5:17:12 PM): (ok then)
BardicLasher (5:17:28 PM): ((Nooo, it's coming from the waist.
BardicLasher (5:18:07 PM): ((Also, we now know Xykon is immune to fire.
ranzunar (5:18:39 PM): (and positive energy if he still has that ring)
BardicLasher (5:19:03 PM): ((And Lightning cause he's a Lich.
BardicLasher (5:19:29 PM): ((A lot of people were chiding V on the boards for trying that. I guess they expect V to have Know (Religion).
Darkest Prison (5:19:42 PM): (well, it is a class skill)
BardicLasher (5:20:13 PM): ((So is Knowledge (Nature) and Knowledge (Dungeoneering) and Craft (Pastries)
Darkest Prison (5:20:14 PM): (so Xykon has an epic fire immunity item, nice. He's just so awesome. *eyeroll*)
Darkest Prison (5:20:39 PM): (V married someone who could bake, so s/he wouldn't have to)
BardicLasher (5:20:47 PM): ((Yeah, I do feel this cements Xykon as a bit TOO powerful.
ranzunar (5:20:55 PM): (this is why I predict he will be destroyed by Snarl)
JoviCreamePuff (5:21:06 PM): ((It cements an epic level fucking LICH as being too powerful for being PREPARED for shit?)
Darkest Prison (5:21:57 PM): (I was getting pissed at people on ENWorld last strip for saying V's getting what she deserves for being so arrogant and thinking herself so powerful. I was like "And Xykon? You're all fucking hypocrites." you know, something like that)
BardicLasher (5:22:07 PM): ((No. It cements an epic level lich as being too powerful for being able to cast... Oh, wait. Xykon doesn't need fire immunity. I forgot. Fire Resistance (any) RAPES Meteor Swarm.
BardicLasher (5:23:01 PM): ((Fire res 36 makes one immune to Meteor Swarm, and Fire Res 30 can be gotten with a level 2 cleric spell.))
ranzunar (5:23:17 PM): (so we playing or what, come on my students assume Im grading their research papers right now)
Darkest Prison (5:23:27 PM): (also T assumed mind blank. V could have just made the will save. casters tend to do that)
BardicLasher (5:23:37 PM): ((But... Maximized Energy Drain? Really... That's... a bit much
BardicLasher (5:23:39 PM): ((Right, let's play!
Darkest Prison (5:23:44 PM): (yes)
BardicLasher (5:24:27 PM): "Yo ho ho!" Charir declared, drinking a bottle of Rum. "...Are we there yet?"
Darkest Prison (5:24:29 PM): The next day, you reach your destination, a small island in the middle of fucking no where
BardicLasher (5:24:55 PM): ((Xykon is minimum ECL 28. Take that for what you will.))
JoviCreamePuff (5:25:13 PM): "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Bumphuk, Estonia."
BardicLasher (5:25:30 PM): "...Estonia...?"
JoviCreamePuff (5:25:37 PM): "Preeeecisely."
Darkest Prison (5:25:47 PM): Puler orders the ship to anchor near the shore, and personally takes you all to the island in a smaller boat
Darkest Prison (5:26:43 PM): "I do not know what is is you want here, but we will stand bye as long as you need. Do remember the daily charge, though. And if you're not back in a week, we need to return for supplies."
BardicLasher (5:27:15 PM): "We'll attempt to be faster than that... Let's get a move on, boys and girls!"
ranzunar (5:27:30 PM): "Just keep the ship in one piece, Captain"
Darkest Prison (5:27:36 PM): "Unless you give us some sign you need more time by then...we'll assume you're all dead and not return."
ranzunar (5:28:05 PM): (anybody have a scroll of sending?)
Darkest Prison (5:28:13 PM): (good question)
BardicLasher (5:28:34 PM): ((Not I.
JoviCreamePuff (5:28:43 PM): ((Negative))
Darkest Prison (5:28:49 PM): (fun!)
ranzunar (5:29:14 PM): (hopefully, it will show up in random treasure)
Darkest Prison (5:29:20 PM): Puler heads back for the ship
BardicLasher (5:29:26 PM): ((Or, well... How deep is the isle?))
Darkest Prison (5:29:45 PM): (would you like to dive underwater to check?)
BardicLasher (5:29:56 PM): ((Good point))
BardicLasher (5:30:17 PM): "So after three days, we turn back if we haven't found what we need. Gotcha."
JoviCreamePuff (5:30:42 PM): She gave a strum of her guitar, smiling, starting into a flamenco beat.
Darkest Prison (5:31:25 PM): Thomas leads you through beds of overgrowth and jungle, handing out machetes to hack through it
ranzunar (5:31:37 PM) has left the room.
BardicLasher (5:32:00 PM): Charir likes machetes, even with his poor STR.
Darkest Prison (5:32:14 PM): (should also note, even if you didn't want that dungeon treasure, you haven't been to a shop yet, so...it's all available)
Darkest Prison (5:32:51 PM): "Ok, here is the spot, I think."
Darkest Prison (5:32:58 PM): (gabe's having issues?)
BardicLasher (5:32:59 PM): ((You know what? I'll take that +5 concentration tunic.
BardicLasher (5:33:27 PM): ((Yeah... take permanently. I do want it
Darkest Prison (5:33:46 PM): (Dais may as well use the cloak of cha for turning until you can sell it)
JoviCreamePuff (5:33:47 PM): ((huh. I'll take the otherone if no one else wants it))
Darkest Prison (5:34:43 PM): (that's not good...failure to invite gabe)
BardicLasher (5:34:47 PM): ((I assume wer'e at full HP?
Darkest Prison (5:34:51 PM): (yes)
Darkest Prison (5:35:39 PM): (gabe, are you here?)
Darkest Prison (5:36:05 PM): (he keeps leaving every minute)
JoviCreamePuff (5:36:13 PM): ((I don't see him here))
Darkest Prison (5:37:21 PM): (I'll call him...)
Darkest Prison (5:38:39 PM): Thomas points out a bit of white peaking out from under the growth
Darkest Prison (5:38:49 PM): "Here, try cutting away around this."
Darkest Prison (5:39:12 PM): (am I the only one seeing him leave literally ever 30 seconds or so?)
Darkest Prison (5:39:18 PM): *every
BardicLasher (5:39:39 PM): ((I'm seeing it, too.
BardicLasher (5:39:45 PM): "Why? What is it?"
Darkest Prison (5:40:06 PM): "I'm not sure. It was too much for me to cut away at alone the other time I was here."
JoviCreamePuff (5:40:09 PM): ((I'm not seeing him at all))
Darkest Prison (5:40:18 PM): "But that white is marble stone. It must be something."
Darkest Prison (5:40:56 PM): (he didn't answer when I called, nor responded to my IMs)
BardicLasher (5:42:30 PM): "Let's do this the fast way, alright?"
Darkest Prison (5:42:46 PM): "The fast way?"
JoviCreamePuff (5:42:48 PM): Annette stepped back.
BardicLasher (5:42:56 PM): Charir takes a step back and points towards the marble thing. "Six... Five... Four..."
JoviCreamePuff (5:43:05 PM): A little farther back.
Darkest Prison (5:43:28 PM): "Try not to burn down the entire island..."
BardicLasher (5:43:41 PM): "Three... Two... One..."
Darkest Prison (5:43:51 PM): Both Dais and Thomas step back
BardicLasher (5:44:31 PM): A stream of darkness fires forth from Charir's hand, sending a five foot diameter line of death straight ahead. Plants ahead rot into dust, animals fall down nothing but bones, and bugs simply disintegrate for one hundred twenty
BardicLasher (5:44:34 PM): feet straight ahead.
BardicLasher (5:44:41 PM): (Junglerazer)
Darkest Prison (5:44:56 PM): (oh, nice)
Darkest Prison (5:45:39 PM): The plants rotting away reveal a 10 ft wide hole in the ground, surrounded by a marble frame, descending below into darkness
BardicLasher (5:45:39 PM): (Picked it up to deal with plants and vermin, who are immune to fear, and Animals, who aren't succeptible to all types of fear
BardicLasher (5:46:54 PM): "That looks like our target, yes?"
Darkest Prison (5:47:25 PM): "Maybe?"
Darkest Prison (5:47:35 PM): "It's a hole in the ground."
BardicLasher (5:47:41 PM): "And what are we looking for?"
Darkest Prison (5:47:52 PM): "An ancient temple."
JoviCreamePuff (5:48:38 PM): "Is it underground?"
JoviCreamePuff (5:48:55 PM): "Marble feels a little too serious to be a well."
Darkest Prison (5:49:05 PM): "Interesting! Most islands are formed around mountains or break off from the mainland from an earthquake. I've never understood what formed this island, with no mountains and definitely never part of the continent."
Darkest Prison (5:49:39 PM): "I wonder if this will provide the clues to solve that puzzle."
JoviCreamePuff (5:50:01 PM): "Neeeerd."
Darkest Prison (5:50:10 PM): "It'd...make sense for Hypnogogia to have a major temple beneath the earth."
BardicLasher (5:50:28 PM): "Let's go," Charir said. He cast Light on his dagger and gestured forward. "After you."
Darkest Prison (5:50:48 PM): "After who?"
JoviCreamePuff (5:51:24 PM): "Not me."
BardicLasher (5:51:27 PM): "You and Dais?"
Darkest Prison (5:51:57 PM): "I'm not going in first!"
Darkest Prison (5:52:08 PM): Dais just stares coldly at Charir
Darkest Prison (5:52:17 PM): "You can fly..."
BardicLasher (5:52:32 PM): Charir holds the light up to try and see the bottom.
BardicLasher (5:52:44 PM): "Good point."
Darkest Prison (5:52:47 PM): (how far can you see with a light source?)
BardicLasher (5:53:05 PM): ((...I have Darkvision 60.
BardicLasher (5:53:08 PM): ((I forgot that OOC
BardicLasher (5:53:14 PM): (( **negates casting Light, if the DM doesn't mind?
BardicLasher (5:53:21 PM): (( **cause Charir knows he has Darkvision 60
Darkest Prison (5:53:26 PM): (sure)
BardicLasher (5:53:33 PM): So Charir looks down 60 feet.
Darkest Prison (5:53:35 PM): You cannot see the bottom
BardicLasher (5:54:08 PM): "Looks deep. I'll scout quick." And he promptly drops down, slowly desending.
Darkest Prison (5:54:09 PM): (gabe's getting AIMraped)
Darkest Prison (5:55:50 PM): After about 40 ft down, you can see the bottom at the edge of your range of vision
BardicLasher (5:56:09 PM): Continue dropping till I'm 20 feet from the bottom.
Darkest Prison (5:56:29 PM): (gabe's gonna restart. if that doesn't work, may not be able to do it tonight. aim fucking sucks)
Darkest Prison (5:56:45 PM): you do so, nothing of note happens
BardicLasher (5:57:18 PM): And he flies back up. "Alright everyone. Count to ten, then all jump in TOGETHER. I'll feather fall you." And then he went back to 20 feet from the bottom, looking upwards.
Darkest Prison (5:57:52 PM): "...Thomas, I know you don't want to do it. But...if you don't jump, we'll push you."
Darkest Prison (5:58:30 PM): "It's ok...I know feather fall will stop us. I...I can do this..."
JoviCreamePuff (5:58:52 PM): "We have faith in you." Annette droned, slinging her guitar back and crawling up onto the edge.
Darkest Prison (5:58:57 PM): He stands at the edge looking down, frozen. He clenches his knee muscles, shaking
Darkest Prison (6:00:01 PM): "Hey, Thomas. Hold onto this for me, ok?" Dais asks, tossing him the end of his whipdagger.
Darkest Prison (6:00:53 PM): "Ok...?" Thomas says, confused. As he grabs it, Dais jumps in, whip dragging the screaming Thomas down with him
JoviCreamePuff (6:01:16 PM): Annette jumped down after them immediately.
BardicLasher (6:01:24 PM): Feather Fall
Darkest Prison (6:01:46 PM): Triggers the antimagic field!
Darkest Prison (6:01:54 PM): Just kidding. Feather fall works
BardicLasher (6:02:22 PM): And Charir hugs the wall so they'll all land before him.. Except he grabs Annette in the air to slow her enough to not land quite when the others do... Just in case.
Darkest Prison (6:02:43 PM): The ground is solid and untrapped
JoviCreamePuff (6:02:50 PM): She's grabbed easily, smooching his cheek in thanks.
Darkest Prison (6:03:44 PM): Dais realises he's been used to test the safety of the floor, and looks up, "fuck you, too."
Darkest Prison (6:04:25 PM): (ok, gabe cannot enter or make any chat rooms)
BardicLasher (6:04:52 PM): And he lands a few moments after. "Don't look at me. I was expecting Dolo to go first."
JoviCreamePuff (6:04:53 PM): ((Damn))
Darkest Prison (6:05:55 PM): (he was trying his dad's his laptop's still rebooting. so maybe...)
Darkest Prison (6:06:16 PM): "You're still an asshole.'
BardicLasher (6:07:03 PM): "I'm aware."
Darkest Prison (6:07:05 PM): In front of all of you is a marble door, sealed shut
Darkest Prison (6:07:31 PM): In front of that is a small podium with various hieroglyphs
BardicLasher (6:07:50 PM): Detect Magic from out of explosive runes range!
Darkest Prison (6:08:33 PM): You detect abjurations, divinations, and evocations
Darkest Prison (6:08:40 PM): (i think that covers it all)
Darkest Prison (6:10:25 PM): (spellcraft to try and detect explosive runes, I guess)
JoviCreamePuff (6:10:43 PM): //roll-dice1-sides20
OnlineHost (6:10:43 PM): JoviCreamePuff rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
OnlineHost (6:10:45 PM): BardicLasher rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
JoviCreamePuff (6:10:47 PM): (Spellcraft 30!)
BardicLasher (6:10:47 PM): 15
BardicLasher (6:10:48 PM): "...Feel like dropping a Dispel Magic on that door from a safe distance, and if it works, I'll blow it up?"
Darkest Prison (6:11:04 PM): You do not detect explosive runes
Darkest Prison (6:11:25 PM): "Is that a good idea?"
JoviCreamePuff (6:11:39 PM): "Pretty sure there's no Explosive Runes there, so that's something... Sure, we can try dispelling it."
JoviCreamePuff (6:11:47 PM): "It's not like I can do it all day... oh wait."
Darkest Prison (6:11:48 PM): (yeah, gabe's locked out)
JoviCreamePuff (6:12:02 PM): ((Has he tried rebooting his router?))
BardicLasher (6:12:25 PM): "Well, we could just try the old fashioned way... But I'm sure it's trapped. Give it a once over?"
Darkest Prison (6:13:09 PM): (he tried)
Darkest Prison (6:13:22 PM): (what should we do? I don't want to run it without everyone)
JoviCreamePuff (6:13:35 PM): ((Post-poning wouldn't ruin my evening))
Darkest Prison (6:13:59 PM): (might have to)
Darkest Prison (6:14:32 PM): (gabe says to try facebook chat. I don't evne know what that is)
JoviCreamePuff (6:15:50 PM): ((It's a horrible, terrible way to do things))
Darkest Prison (6:16:23 PM): (well, he's on that. we can't roll dice on there, can we?)
JoviCreamePuff (6:16:32 PM): ((Never tried))
Darkest Prison (6:17:15 PM): (yeah, it looks awful)
Darkest Prison (6:18:58 PM): (ok...someone copy/paste the relevant text to the message baord and we'll pick up next time? and nope, can't roll dice on facebook chat)
JoviCreamePuff (6:19:20 PM): ((Want me to just CP the whole thing?))
Darkest Prison (6:19:51 PM): (sure)
JoviCreamePuff (5:03:29 PM) has entered the room.
BardicLasher (5:03:31 PM) has entered the room.
JoviCreamePuff (5:03:39 PM): ((Someone needs to start naming these consistently))
Darkest Prison (5:03:48 PM): (like how?)
JoviCreamePuff (5:03:55 PM): ((Like always having the same room name))
JoviCreamePuff (5:04:03 PM): ((It'd make trying to pick through the auto-log a lot easier))
ranzunar (5:04:11 PM) has entered the room.
Darkest Prison (5:04:18 PM): (what name do you want?)
JoviCreamePuff (5:04:38 PM): ((Hydrangia saga? I don't actually care, I'd just prefer the name to be consistant. XD)
BardicLasher (5:04:41 PM): (( "CharirIsAwesome?"
BardicLasher (5:05:00 PM): ((BTW, either of oyu wanna help me pirating on facebook?
Darkest Prison (5:05:17 PM): (I'm more into ninja'ing)
ranzunar (5:05:47 PM): (wait, Bard has Facebook good to know)
BardicLasher (5:05:51 PM): ((And at the moment, that's a better idea..> We're only 4 pirates right now. Once we hit 6, though...
BardicLasher (5:05:58 PM): ((No. Bard has a fake Facebook for playing apps.
BardicLasher (5:07:19 PM): ((WIll Gabe join my pirate crew?
Darkest Prison (5:07:39 PM): (did one of you pick Dais's spells like i asked?)
BardicLasher (5:07:43 PM): (( **was a bout to search, can't for the life of me remember your last name*
BardicLasher (5:07:51 PM): ((No, didn't have time, just use his list from last time
ranzunar (5:07:55 PM): (nah, Facebook for casual conversations at best, no apps for me)
ranzunar (5:08:33 PM): (also OOTS was insane, 653 rocked my mind)
BardicLasher (5:09:07 PM): ((Really? Didn't do anything for me.
Darkest Prison (5:09:07 PM): (didn;t know it qas up)
Darkest Prison (5:09:17 PM): (*reading*)
ranzunar (5:09:37 PM): (pun emphasis)
BardicLasher (5:10:22 PM): ((Though I DID find Tsukiko porn the other day, which was pretty cool.))
JoviCreamePuff (5:11:21 PM): ((And you didn't share?)
BardicLasher (5:11:28 PM): ((Well it's not GOOD porn.
ranzunar (5:12:01 PM): (vow of chastity makes this weirder than usual)
BardicLasher (5:12:16 PM): ((Gabe, you don't want to touch this one. Trust me.
Darkest Prison (5:12:24 PM): (well, that was a boring comic)
BardicLasher (5:12:33 PM): ((As I said, Marc... Didn't do anything for me.
JoviCreamePuff (5:12:45 PM): ((More of V being a dumbass))
BardicLasher (5:13:04 PM): ((But Tsukiko on Miko action? ... I should post a link just to scar Gabe
BardicLasher (5:13:06 PM): rule34.paheal.net/post/view/13265
ranzunar (5:13:09 PM): (once again, I was going for a pun)
Darkest Prison (5:13:10 PM): (nice to know even at the absolute height of power V can ever hope to have...she can't even coem close ot beating Xykon, let alone team evil)
JoviCreamePuff (5:13:32 PM): ((Absolute height of power means NOTHING when you're a fucking dumbass))
Darkest Prison (5:13:38 PM): (and V is)
Darkest Prison (5:13:44 PM): (but so is Xykon)
ranzunar (5:13:56 PM): (yeah not looking, 39 days from now maybe)
JoviCreamePuff (5:14:21 PM): ((Xykon is not quite the dumbass that V is.))
JoviCreamePuff (5:14:41 PM): ((Xykon can be counted upon to at least be semi-prepared for the task he wants to complete))
BardicLasher (5:14:46 PM): ((Xykon's not exactly unscathed, either
JoviCreamePuff (5:15:08 PM): ((...I JUST noticed that Tsukiko has a Xykon plushie))
BardicLasher (5:15:10 PM): ((But Xykon has like a 16 STR for some reason.
BardicLasher (5:15:21 PM): ((I want a Xykon plushie.
Darkest Prison (5:15:27 PM): (V's main issue was not following the 3 steps: scry, buff, teleport. couldn't do the first, ok. no excuse to not do the second)
Darkest Prison (5:15:51 PM): (...is that blood?)
BardicLasher (5:15:53 PM): ((V buffed. Just apparently not enough
BardicLasher (5:16:03 PM): ((Blood where?
Darkest Prison (5:16:10 PM): (24 hour durations don't count)
Darkest Prison (5:16:15 PM): (your link)
JoviCreamePuff (5:16:25 PM): ((Yes, that's blood.))
BardicLasher (5:16:33 PM): ((Yes. That's two halves of Miko sewn together.))
Darkest Prison (5:17:05 PM): (oh. NOT coming from where it appears to be coming from cause T's fingers are too rough.)
Darkest Prison (5:17:12 PM): (ok then)
BardicLasher (5:17:28 PM): ((Nooo, it's coming from the waist.
BardicLasher (5:18:07 PM): ((Also, we now know Xykon is immune to fire.
ranzunar (5:18:39 PM): (and positive energy if he still has that ring)
BardicLasher (5:19:03 PM): ((And Lightning cause he's a Lich.
BardicLasher (5:19:29 PM): ((A lot of people were chiding V on the boards for trying that. I guess they expect V to have Know (Religion).
Darkest Prison (5:19:42 PM): (well, it is a class skill)
BardicLasher (5:20:13 PM): ((So is Knowledge (Nature) and Knowledge (Dungeoneering) and Craft (Pastries)
Darkest Prison (5:20:14 PM): (so Xykon has an epic fire immunity item, nice. He's just so awesome. *eyeroll*)
Darkest Prison (5:20:39 PM): (V married someone who could bake, so s/he wouldn't have to)
BardicLasher (5:20:47 PM): ((Yeah, I do feel this cements Xykon as a bit TOO powerful.
ranzunar (5:20:55 PM): (this is why I predict he will be destroyed by Snarl)
JoviCreamePuff (5:21:06 PM): ((It cements an epic level fucking LICH as being too powerful for being PREPARED for shit?)
Darkest Prison (5:21:57 PM): (I was getting pissed at people on ENWorld last strip for saying V's getting what she deserves for being so arrogant and thinking herself so powerful. I was like "And Xykon? You're all fucking hypocrites." you know, something like that)
BardicLasher (5:22:07 PM): ((No. It cements an epic level lich as being too powerful for being able to cast... Oh, wait. Xykon doesn't need fire immunity. I forgot. Fire Resistance (any) RAPES Meteor Swarm.
BardicLasher (5:23:01 PM): ((Fire res 36 makes one immune to Meteor Swarm, and Fire Res 30 can be gotten with a level 2 cleric spell.))
ranzunar (5:23:17 PM): (so we playing or what, come on my students assume Im grading their research papers right now)
Darkest Prison (5:23:27 PM): (also T assumed mind blank. V could have just made the will save. casters tend to do that)
BardicLasher (5:23:37 PM): ((But... Maximized Energy Drain? Really... That's... a bit much
BardicLasher (5:23:39 PM): ((Right, let's play!
Darkest Prison (5:23:44 PM): (yes)
BardicLasher (5:24:27 PM): "Yo ho ho!" Charir declared, drinking a bottle of Rum. "...Are we there yet?"
Darkest Prison (5:24:29 PM): The next day, you reach your destination, a small island in the middle of fucking no where
BardicLasher (5:24:55 PM): ((Xykon is minimum ECL 28. Take that for what you will.))
JoviCreamePuff (5:25:13 PM): "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to Bumphuk, Estonia."
BardicLasher (5:25:30 PM): "...Estonia...?"
JoviCreamePuff (5:25:37 PM): "Preeeecisely."
Darkest Prison (5:25:47 PM): Puler orders the ship to anchor near the shore, and personally takes you all to the island in a smaller boat
Darkest Prison (5:26:43 PM): "I do not know what is is you want here, but we will stand bye as long as you need. Do remember the daily charge, though. And if you're not back in a week, we need to return for supplies."
BardicLasher (5:27:15 PM): "We'll attempt to be faster than that... Let's get a move on, boys and girls!"
ranzunar (5:27:30 PM): "Just keep the ship in one piece, Captain"
Darkest Prison (5:27:36 PM): "Unless you give us some sign you need more time by then...we'll assume you're all dead and not return."
ranzunar (5:28:05 PM): (anybody have a scroll of sending?)
Darkest Prison (5:28:13 PM): (good question)
BardicLasher (5:28:34 PM): ((Not I.
JoviCreamePuff (5:28:43 PM): ((Negative))
Darkest Prison (5:28:49 PM): (fun!)
ranzunar (5:29:14 PM): (hopefully, it will show up in random treasure)
Darkest Prison (5:29:20 PM): Puler heads back for the ship
BardicLasher (5:29:26 PM): ((Or, well... How deep is the isle?))
Darkest Prison (5:29:45 PM): (would you like to dive underwater to check?)
BardicLasher (5:29:56 PM): ((Good point))
BardicLasher (5:30:17 PM): "So after three days, we turn back if we haven't found what we need. Gotcha."
JoviCreamePuff (5:30:42 PM): She gave a strum of her guitar, smiling, starting into a flamenco beat.
Darkest Prison (5:31:25 PM): Thomas leads you through beds of overgrowth and jungle, handing out machetes to hack through it
ranzunar (5:31:37 PM) has left the room.
BardicLasher (5:32:00 PM): Charir likes machetes, even with his poor STR.
Darkest Prison (5:32:14 PM): (should also note, even if you didn't want that dungeon treasure, you haven't been to a shop yet, so...it's all available)
Darkest Prison (5:32:51 PM): "Ok, here is the spot, I think."
Darkest Prison (5:32:58 PM): (gabe's having issues?)
BardicLasher (5:32:59 PM): ((You know what? I'll take that +5 concentration tunic.
BardicLasher (5:33:27 PM): ((Yeah... take permanently. I do want it
Darkest Prison (5:33:46 PM): (Dais may as well use the cloak of cha for turning until you can sell it)
JoviCreamePuff (5:33:47 PM): ((huh. I'll take the otherone if no one else wants it))
Darkest Prison (5:34:43 PM): (that's not good...failure to invite gabe)
BardicLasher (5:34:47 PM): ((I assume wer'e at full HP?
Darkest Prison (5:34:51 PM): (yes)
Darkest Prison (5:35:39 PM): (gabe, are you here?)
Darkest Prison (5:36:05 PM): (he keeps leaving every minute)
JoviCreamePuff (5:36:13 PM): ((I don't see him here))
Darkest Prison (5:37:21 PM): (I'll call him...)
Darkest Prison (5:38:39 PM): Thomas points out a bit of white peaking out from under the growth
Darkest Prison (5:38:49 PM): "Here, try cutting away around this."
Darkest Prison (5:39:12 PM): (am I the only one seeing him leave literally ever 30 seconds or so?)
Darkest Prison (5:39:18 PM): *every
BardicLasher (5:39:39 PM): ((I'm seeing it, too.
BardicLasher (5:39:45 PM): "Why? What is it?"
Darkest Prison (5:40:06 PM): "I'm not sure. It was too much for me to cut away at alone the other time I was here."
JoviCreamePuff (5:40:09 PM): ((I'm not seeing him at all))
Darkest Prison (5:40:18 PM): "But that white is marble stone. It must be something."
Darkest Prison (5:40:56 PM): (he didn't answer when I called, nor responded to my IMs)
BardicLasher (5:42:30 PM): "Let's do this the fast way, alright?"
Darkest Prison (5:42:46 PM): "The fast way?"
JoviCreamePuff (5:42:48 PM): Annette stepped back.
BardicLasher (5:42:56 PM): Charir takes a step back and points towards the marble thing. "Six... Five... Four..."
JoviCreamePuff (5:43:05 PM): A little farther back.
Darkest Prison (5:43:28 PM): "Try not to burn down the entire island..."
BardicLasher (5:43:41 PM): "Three... Two... One..."
Darkest Prison (5:43:51 PM): Both Dais and Thomas step back
BardicLasher (5:44:31 PM): A stream of darkness fires forth from Charir's hand, sending a five foot diameter line of death straight ahead. Plants ahead rot into dust, animals fall down nothing but bones, and bugs simply disintegrate for one hundred twenty
BardicLasher (5:44:34 PM): feet straight ahead.
BardicLasher (5:44:41 PM): (Junglerazer)
Darkest Prison (5:44:56 PM): (oh, nice)
Darkest Prison (5:45:39 PM): The plants rotting away reveal a 10 ft wide hole in the ground, surrounded by a marble frame, descending below into darkness
BardicLasher (5:45:39 PM): (Picked it up to deal with plants and vermin, who are immune to fear, and Animals, who aren't succeptible to all types of fear
BardicLasher (5:46:54 PM): "That looks like our target, yes?"
Darkest Prison (5:47:25 PM): "Maybe?"
Darkest Prison (5:47:35 PM): "It's a hole in the ground."
BardicLasher (5:47:41 PM): "And what are we looking for?"
Darkest Prison (5:47:52 PM): "An ancient temple."
JoviCreamePuff (5:48:38 PM): "Is it underground?"
JoviCreamePuff (5:48:55 PM): "Marble feels a little too serious to be a well."
Darkest Prison (5:49:05 PM): "Interesting! Most islands are formed around mountains or break off from the mainland from an earthquake. I've never understood what formed this island, with no mountains and definitely never part of the continent."
Darkest Prison (5:49:39 PM): "I wonder if this will provide the clues to solve that puzzle."
JoviCreamePuff (5:50:01 PM): "Neeeerd."
Darkest Prison (5:50:10 PM): "It'd...make sense for Hypnogogia to have a major temple beneath the earth."
BardicLasher (5:50:28 PM): "Let's go," Charir said. He cast Light on his dagger and gestured forward. "After you."
Darkest Prison (5:50:48 PM): "After who?"
JoviCreamePuff (5:51:24 PM): "Not me."
BardicLasher (5:51:27 PM): "You and Dais?"
Darkest Prison (5:51:57 PM): "I'm not going in first!"
Darkest Prison (5:52:08 PM): Dais just stares coldly at Charir
Darkest Prison (5:52:17 PM): "You can fly..."
BardicLasher (5:52:32 PM): Charir holds the light up to try and see the bottom.
BardicLasher (5:52:44 PM): "Good point."
Darkest Prison (5:52:47 PM): (how far can you see with a light source?)
BardicLasher (5:53:05 PM): ((...I have Darkvision 60.
BardicLasher (5:53:08 PM): ((I forgot that OOC
BardicLasher (5:53:14 PM): (( **negates casting Light, if the DM doesn't mind?
BardicLasher (5:53:21 PM): (( **cause Charir knows he has Darkvision 60
Darkest Prison (5:53:26 PM): (sure)
BardicLasher (5:53:33 PM): So Charir looks down 60 feet.
Darkest Prison (5:53:35 PM): You cannot see the bottom
BardicLasher (5:54:08 PM): "Looks deep. I'll scout quick." And he promptly drops down, slowly desending.
Darkest Prison (5:54:09 PM): (gabe's getting AIMraped)
Darkest Prison (5:55:50 PM): After about 40 ft down, you can see the bottom at the edge of your range of vision
BardicLasher (5:56:09 PM): Continue dropping till I'm 20 feet from the bottom.
Darkest Prison (5:56:29 PM): (gabe's gonna restart. if that doesn't work, may not be able to do it tonight. aim fucking sucks)
Darkest Prison (5:56:45 PM): you do so, nothing of note happens
BardicLasher (5:57:18 PM): And he flies back up. "Alright everyone. Count to ten, then all jump in TOGETHER. I'll feather fall you." And then he went back to 20 feet from the bottom, looking upwards.
Darkest Prison (5:57:52 PM): "...Thomas, I know you don't want to do it. But...if you don't jump, we'll push you."
Darkest Prison (5:58:30 PM): "It's ok...I know feather fall will stop us. I...I can do this..."
JoviCreamePuff (5:58:52 PM): "We have faith in you." Annette droned, slinging her guitar back and crawling up onto the edge.
Darkest Prison (5:58:57 PM): He stands at the edge looking down, frozen. He clenches his knee muscles, shaking
Darkest Prison (6:00:01 PM): "Hey, Thomas. Hold onto this for me, ok?" Dais asks, tossing him the end of his whipdagger.
Darkest Prison (6:00:53 PM): "Ok...?" Thomas says, confused. As he grabs it, Dais jumps in, whip dragging the screaming Thomas down with him
JoviCreamePuff (6:01:16 PM): Annette jumped down after them immediately.
BardicLasher (6:01:24 PM): Feather Fall
Darkest Prison (6:01:46 PM): Triggers the antimagic field!
Darkest Prison (6:01:54 PM): Just kidding. Feather fall works
BardicLasher (6:02:22 PM): And Charir hugs the wall so they'll all land before him.. Except he grabs Annette in the air to slow her enough to not land quite when the others do... Just in case.
Darkest Prison (6:02:43 PM): The ground is solid and untrapped
JoviCreamePuff (6:02:50 PM): She's grabbed easily, smooching his cheek in thanks.
Darkest Prison (6:03:44 PM): Dais realises he's been used to test the safety of the floor, and looks up, "fuck you, too."
Darkest Prison (6:04:25 PM): (ok, gabe cannot enter or make any chat rooms)
BardicLasher (6:04:52 PM): And he lands a few moments after. "Don't look at me. I was expecting Dolo to go first."
JoviCreamePuff (6:04:53 PM): ((Damn))
Darkest Prison (6:05:55 PM): (he was trying his dad's his laptop's still rebooting. so maybe...)
Darkest Prison (6:06:16 PM): "You're still an asshole.'
BardicLasher (6:07:03 PM): "I'm aware."
Darkest Prison (6:07:05 PM): In front of all of you is a marble door, sealed shut
Darkest Prison (6:07:31 PM): In front of that is a small podium with various hieroglyphs
BardicLasher (6:07:50 PM): Detect Magic from out of explosive runes range!
Darkest Prison (6:08:33 PM): You detect abjurations, divinations, and evocations
Darkest Prison (6:08:40 PM): (i think that covers it all)
Darkest Prison (6:10:25 PM): (spellcraft to try and detect explosive runes, I guess)
JoviCreamePuff (6:10:43 PM): //roll-dice1-sides20
OnlineHost (6:10:43 PM): JoviCreamePuff rolled 1 20-sided die: 20
OnlineHost (6:10:45 PM): BardicLasher rolled 1 20-sided die: 8
JoviCreamePuff (6:10:47 PM): (Spellcraft 30!)
BardicLasher (6:10:47 PM): 15
BardicLasher (6:10:48 PM): "...Feel like dropping a Dispel Magic on that door from a safe distance, and if it works, I'll blow it up?"
Darkest Prison (6:11:04 PM): You do not detect explosive runes
Darkest Prison (6:11:25 PM): "Is that a good idea?"
JoviCreamePuff (6:11:39 PM): "Pretty sure there's no Explosive Runes there, so that's something... Sure, we can try dispelling it."
JoviCreamePuff (6:11:47 PM): "It's not like I can do it all day... oh wait."
Darkest Prison (6:11:48 PM): (yeah, gabe's locked out)
JoviCreamePuff (6:12:02 PM): ((Has he tried rebooting his router?))
BardicLasher (6:12:25 PM): "Well, we could just try the old fashioned way... But I'm sure it's trapped. Give it a once over?"
Darkest Prison (6:13:09 PM): (he tried)
Darkest Prison (6:13:22 PM): (what should we do? I don't want to run it without everyone)
JoviCreamePuff (6:13:35 PM): ((Post-poning wouldn't ruin my evening))
Darkest Prison (6:13:59 PM): (might have to)
Darkest Prison (6:14:32 PM): (gabe says to try facebook chat. I don't evne know what that is)
JoviCreamePuff (6:15:50 PM): ((It's a horrible, terrible way to do things))
Darkest Prison (6:16:23 PM): (well, he's on that. we can't roll dice on there, can we?)
JoviCreamePuff (6:16:32 PM): ((Never tried))
Darkest Prison (6:17:15 PM): (yeah, it looks awful)
Darkest Prison (6:18:58 PM): (ok...someone copy/paste the relevant text to the message baord and we'll pick up next time? and nope, can't roll dice on facebook chat)
JoviCreamePuff (6:19:20 PM): ((Want me to just CP the whole thing?))
Darkest Prison (6:19:51 PM): (sure)